John Emmet French was an American professional golfer, who is notable for losing to Gene Sarazen in the 1922 PGA Championship.
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{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
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