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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are fish easy to weigh?","punchline":"Because they have their own scales.","id":298}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a bear with no teeth?","punchline":"A gummy bear!","id":191}
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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