{"type":"standard","title":"Harry Basch","displaytitle":"Harry Basch","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q10293996","titles":{"canonical":"Harry_Basch","normalized":"Harry Basch","display":"Harry Basch"},"pageid":4585803,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Press_Photo_Actor_Harry_Basch.jpg/330px-Press_Photo_Actor_Harry_Basch.jpg","width":320,"height":400},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3f/Press_Photo_Actor_Harry_Basch.jpg","width":1297,"height":1623},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285170599","tid":"12909e8c-1749-11f0-b94c-4fe199a23c95","timestamp":"2025-04-12T02:51:46Z","description":"American actor and author (1926–2020)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Basch","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Basch?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Basch?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harry_Basch"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Basch","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Harry_Basch","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Basch?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harry_Basch"}},"extract":"Harry Leo Basch was an American actor and author. In 1951 he appeared in \"Mr. Roberts\" at the Curran Theatre in San Francisco. He is possibly best known for his role as Vince Caproni in the 1980s television series Falcon Crest.","extract_html":"
Harry Leo Basch was an American actor and author. In 1951 he appeared in \"Mr. Roberts\" at the Curran Theatre in San Francisco. He is possibly best known for his role as Vince Caproni in the 1980s television series Falcon Crest.
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The flame skimmer or firecracker skimmer is a common dragonfly of the family Libellulidae, native to western North America.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Preston Hall, Preston-on-Tees","displaytitle":"Preston Hall, Preston-on-Tees","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7241901","titles":{"canonical":"Preston_Hall,_Preston-on-Tees","normalized":"Preston Hall, Preston-on-Tees","display":"Preston Hall, Preston-on-Tees"},"pageid":972350,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/Preston_Hall%2C_Eaglescliffe.jpg/330px-Preston_Hall%2C_Eaglescliffe.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Preston_Hall%2C_Eaglescliffe.jpg","width":4272,"height":2848},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1225662195","tid":"87ce8bd8-1ae7-11ef-874e-4e8af61fa240","timestamp":"2024-05-25T22:38:39Z","description":"Building in England, UK","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":54.536,"lon":-1.337},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preston_Hall%2C_Preston-on-Tees","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preston_Hall%2C_Preston-on-Tees?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preston_Hall%2C_Preston-on-Tees?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Preston_Hall%2C_Preston-on-Tees"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preston_Hall%2C_Preston-on-Tees","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Preston_Hall%2C_Preston-on-Tees","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preston_Hall%2C_Preston-on-Tees?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Preston_Hall%2C_Preston-on-Tees"}},"extract":"Preston Hall is an early 19th century mansion house at Preston-on-Tees, about 4 km south of the centre of Stockton-on-Tees, England. It has been a museum since 1953 and is owned by Stockton-on-Tees Borough Council. It is a listed building. The house stands in 100 acres (0.40 km2) of parkland. The grounds of the house form Preston Park.","extract_html":"
Preston Hall is an early 19th century mansion