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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
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{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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